Post by Sweet Meat aka CC on Feb 11, 2004 12:59:40 GMT -5
When to Pray at Work
1. When your co-workers walk pass your desk 20 times or more per day, and you just want to say... " Dog, would you sit yo @*! down somewhere".....You need to pray!
2. When you have someone on the job that lies about everything....and you find yourself in conversations with your co-workers that start off..."That lyin bastard said....." You need to pray!
3. When a person leaves their dirty tissue at your desk and you want to say, "what mutha $!@* left this at my desk"....You need to pray!
4. When you know you've done nothing at work all day but send emails, surf the net, and talk on the phone, but get mad when your boss needs you to do some actual work......You need to pray!
5. When you know everybody in the department's business, including whose baby daddy is sleeping with who, whose wife/husband is cheating, who claims to be heterosexual but was seen at the gay bar, and whose child had to repeat kindergarten.....You need to pray!
6. When you walk all the way around the building to keep from speaking to someone in your office.... You need to pray!
7. When the person five cubicles down is talking so loud that you can't even hear your client on the phone and you want to say, "Would you lower yo' country @ss voice".... You need to pray!
8. When you come to work with a hang-over.... You need to pray!
9. When you say, "yuck," when you see certain people coming in your direction and you don't have a way to avoid them......You need to pray!
10. Last but not least, when your home office is set up with the company's office's supplies.....You need to pray!
11. When you take a 2-hour lunch because you've been shopping and return to work only to check your email, forward emails and return personal calls to those who missed you while you were gone for 2 hours, ................ YOU NEED JESUS!!!!
Yeah...I'll be doin' a lotta prayin' up in this piece from now on--lol.
1. When your co-workers walk pass your desk 20 times or more per day, and you just want to say... " Dog, would you sit yo @*! down somewhere".....You need to pray!
2. When you have someone on the job that lies about everything....and you find yourself in conversations with your co-workers that start off..."That lyin bastard said....." You need to pray!
3. When a person leaves their dirty tissue at your desk and you want to say, "what mutha $!@* left this at my desk"....You need to pray!
4. When you know you've done nothing at work all day but send emails, surf the net, and talk on the phone, but get mad when your boss needs you to do some actual work......You need to pray!
5. When you know everybody in the department's business, including whose baby daddy is sleeping with who, whose wife/husband is cheating, who claims to be heterosexual but was seen at the gay bar, and whose child had to repeat kindergarten.....You need to pray!
6. When you walk all the way around the building to keep from speaking to someone in your office.... You need to pray!
7. When the person five cubicles down is talking so loud that you can't even hear your client on the phone and you want to say, "Would you lower yo' country @ss voice".... You need to pray!
8. When you come to work with a hang-over.... You need to pray!
9. When you say, "yuck," when you see certain people coming in your direction and you don't have a way to avoid them......You need to pray!
10. Last but not least, when your home office is set up with the company's office's supplies.....You need to pray!
11. When you take a 2-hour lunch because you've been shopping and return to work only to check your email, forward emails and return personal calls to those who missed you while you were gone for 2 hours, ................ YOU NEED JESUS!!!!
Yeah...I'll be doin' a lotta prayin' up in this piece from now on--lol.
