Post by JUCIEE GUDNESS FROM DA HOOD on Jun 11, 2004 12:50:04 GMT -5
OMG!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WAS SO FUNNY!!! 
A SOLDIER RECEIVED A LETTER FROM HIS
GIRLFRIEND,
>>>>>>>BUT HE COULDN'T SHOW IT TO HIS FRIENDS, BECAUSE
SHE SIGNED IT
>>>"MOTHER",
>>>>>>>AND THIS IS WHAT SHE WROTE:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>M- IS FOR THE MANY TIMES WE DID IT.
>>>>>>>O- IS FOR THE OTHER TIMES WE TRIED.
>>>>>>>T- IS FOR THE TERRIFIC TIMES WE HAVE.
>>>>>>>H- IS FOR THE HOTEL WE WENT TO.
>>>>>>>E- IS FOR THE EASY WAY WE WENT.
>>>>>>>R- IS FOR THE RHYTHM WE HAD.
>>>>>>>THAT SPELLS "MOTHER" AND THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING
TO BE IN 9 MONTHS.
HE WROTE BACK AND THIS IS WHAT HE SAID:
>>>>>>>F- IS FOR THE FUCKED UP LETTER YOU SENT ME.
>>>>>>>A- IS FOR THE ASS YOU ARE.
>>>>>>>T- IS FOR THE TROUBLE YOUR IN.
>>>>>>>H- IS FOR THE HOE YOU REALLY ARE.
>>>>>>>E- IS FOR THE EASY WAY YOU GAVE IT UP.
>>>>>>>R- IS FOR THE ROMANCE WE NEVER HAD.
>>>>>>>AND I'LL BE DAMNED IF I'M THE FATHER. AND THIS
IS WHAT I THINK OF
>>THE
>>>>>>>BABY:
>>>>>>>B- IS FOR THE BABY WITHOUT A FATHER.
>>>>>>>A- IS FOR THE ABORTION YOU BETTER GET.
>>>>>>>B- IS FOR THE BASTARD HE OR SHE WILL BE.
>>>>>>>Y- IS FOR THE "YES" WHEN YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID
"NO".
SHE REALIZED THAT SHE FORGOT A FEW THINGS IN
THE FIRST LETTER....SO
>>>SHE
>>>>>>>WROTE THE DICKLESS fairy BACK AND THIS IS WHAT
SHE SAID:
B- IS FOR THE BEEF YOU HAD WITH ME.
>>>>>>>E- IS FOR THE EATING YOU DID.
>>>>>>>S- IS FOR THE GOOD pu$$y YOU SUCKED.
>>>>>>>T- IS FOR THE TIMES I GOT YOU HARD.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>F- IS FOR THE FUNNY MADE DICK YOU HAVE.
>>>>>>>R- IS THE THE RASH ON YOUR ASS.
>>>>>>>I- IS FOR THE INTERCOURSE THAT WAS BORING.
>>>>>>>E- IS FOR THE ENERGY FOR YOU TO CUM.
>>>>>>>N- IS FOR THE NASTY ASS DOG YOU ARE.
>>>>>>>D- IS FOR THE DAD YOUR GOING TO BE.
>>>>>>>AND THAT SPELLS "BESTFRIEND" AND THAT'S WHO I
WAS FUCKIN WHILE
>>YOU
>>>>>>>WERE AWAY
A SOLDIER RECEIVED A LETTER FROM HIS
GIRLFRIEND,
>>>>>>>BUT HE COULDN'T SHOW IT TO HIS FRIENDS, BECAUSE
SHE SIGNED IT
>>>"MOTHER",
>>>>>>>AND THIS IS WHAT SHE WROTE:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>M- IS FOR THE MANY TIMES WE DID IT.
>>>>>>>O- IS FOR THE OTHER TIMES WE TRIED.
>>>>>>>T- IS FOR THE TERRIFIC TIMES WE HAVE.
>>>>>>>H- IS FOR THE HOTEL WE WENT TO.
>>>>>>>E- IS FOR THE EASY WAY WE WENT.
>>>>>>>R- IS FOR THE RHYTHM WE HAD.
>>>>>>>THAT SPELLS "MOTHER" AND THAT'S WHAT I'M GOING
TO BE IN 9 MONTHS.
HE WROTE BACK AND THIS IS WHAT HE SAID:
>>>>>>>F- IS FOR THE FUCKED UP LETTER YOU SENT ME.
>>>>>>>A- IS FOR THE ASS YOU ARE.
>>>>>>>T- IS FOR THE TROUBLE YOUR IN.
>>>>>>>H- IS FOR THE HOE YOU REALLY ARE.
>>>>>>>E- IS FOR THE EASY WAY YOU GAVE IT UP.
>>>>>>>R- IS FOR THE ROMANCE WE NEVER HAD.
>>>>>>>AND I'LL BE DAMNED IF I'M THE FATHER. AND THIS
IS WHAT I THINK OF
>>THE
>>>>>>>BABY:
>>>>>>>B- IS FOR THE BABY WITHOUT A FATHER.
>>>>>>>A- IS FOR THE ABORTION YOU BETTER GET.
>>>>>>>B- IS FOR THE BASTARD HE OR SHE WILL BE.
>>>>>>>Y- IS FOR THE "YES" WHEN YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID
"NO".
SHE REALIZED THAT SHE FORGOT A FEW THINGS IN
THE FIRST LETTER....SO
>>>SHE
>>>>>>>WROTE THE DICKLESS fairy BACK AND THIS IS WHAT
SHE SAID:
B- IS FOR THE BEEF YOU HAD WITH ME.
>>>>>>>E- IS FOR THE EATING YOU DID.
>>>>>>>S- IS FOR THE GOOD pu$$y YOU SUCKED.
>>>>>>>T- IS FOR THE TIMES I GOT YOU HARD.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>F- IS FOR THE FUNNY MADE DICK YOU HAVE.
>>>>>>>R- IS THE THE RASH ON YOUR ASS.
>>>>>>>I- IS FOR THE INTERCOURSE THAT WAS BORING.
>>>>>>>E- IS FOR THE ENERGY FOR YOU TO CUM.
>>>>>>>N- IS FOR THE NASTY ASS DOG YOU ARE.
>>>>>>>D- IS FOR THE DAD YOUR GOING TO BE.
>>>>>>>AND THAT SPELLS "BESTFRIEND" AND THAT'S WHO I
WAS FUCKIN WHILE
>>YOU
>>>>>>>WERE AWAY
