Post by Sweet Meat aka CC on Jul 24, 2004 21:54:47 GMT -5
1. Your stylist accepts a 3-piece from Popeye's as her tip.
2. All the stylists walk around with house slippers on.
3. When your stylist takes a cigarette break, it's weed she smokes
4. Your stylist is still there doing your hair even though she's supposed to be on bed rest
5. Four people are booked for the same 1:00 appt.
6. Your stylist call YOU at the salon talkin' bout "I overslept but I'm on my way"
7. When your stylist finally arrives you can see that she had been to the club the night before because she still has on her club clothes, and she still has the red "over 21" stamp on the back of her hand.
8. Every hairstyle, no matter what you're getting, requires that nasty brown gel.
9. There's always that one stylist in the back that you can't tell whether it's a girl or a guy.
10. The STYLIST'S head looks a mess.
11. All the other stylist fake like someone else's client's hair looks good until they leave the shop and then its "Girl, I KNOW Shameeka aint let her walk outta here like dat!"
12. There's a receptionist's booth at the front of the shop but no one ever uses it because it's stocked with beauty supplies.
13. The Asian man from the carryout across the street comes in and personally takes food orders.
14. Some crackhead is always coming into the shop every five minutes trying to sell some deodorant or batteries.
15. You have to divide your tips 'bout four different ways cuz one permed you, one shampooed you, one wrapped you and your stylist finished you up.
16. You get to the salon and your stylist isn't there, so you gotta page her. When she calls back, you gotta go pick her and her baby up.
17. Your ears are ringing because 'loud music' is playing on your Stylist's radio and she is singing along.
18. Somebody is making a chicken run and is taking orders from the Stylists AND the clients.
19. They got strawberry, orange AND grape in the coke machine, but no Coke.
20. Your stylist stops doing your hair to go outside and talk to her baby daddy.
21. Your stylist got 10 Polaroid pictures from the club stuck around the mirror.
22. Your stylist holds a 15-minute phone conversation with somebody while she styles your hair.
23. The tape man is there selling bootleg tapes for $5.
24. The owner of the shop and one of the stylists get into a cussing match in front of the customers cause she made an appointment after 5, knowing that she has to perform later on that night.
25. The stylists all talk about each other.
26. When they send Boo-Boo's baby girl to the 99 cent store to buy your $10 "deep conditioner."
27. When the stylists boyfriend comes in the shop with his boys and you are just hoping that they hurry up with your hair before there is a Drive-by.
28. When for a finishing touch your stylist insists on sprinkling a Little bit of glitter in your hair.
29. When your entire day is on hold because you have a hair appointment:
-Appointment is at 9 a.m.
-your stylist arrives at 10:30 a.m.
-she gets to you around 11:30 a.m.
-goes to lunch at 12 noon
-comes back around 2 p.m. and eats lunch while doing your hair
-sends Lil Ray Ray to the store for some conditioner at 3:30 p.m.
-puts you under the dryer at 4 p.m.
-takes you from under the dryer at 5 p.m.
-starts styling your hair at 6 p.m. and finishes up around 8 p.m.
Too damn true! 
2. All the stylists walk around with house slippers on.
3. When your stylist takes a cigarette break, it's weed she smokes
4. Your stylist is still there doing your hair even though she's supposed to be on bed rest
5. Four people are booked for the same 1:00 appt.
6. Your stylist call YOU at the salon talkin' bout "I overslept but I'm on my way"
7. When your stylist finally arrives you can see that she had been to the club the night before because she still has on her club clothes, and she still has the red "over 21" stamp on the back of her hand.
8. Every hairstyle, no matter what you're getting, requires that nasty brown gel.
9. There's always that one stylist in the back that you can't tell whether it's a girl or a guy.
10. The STYLIST'S head looks a mess.
11. All the other stylist fake like someone else's client's hair looks good until they leave the shop and then its "Girl, I KNOW Shameeka aint let her walk outta here like dat!"
12. There's a receptionist's booth at the front of the shop but no one ever uses it because it's stocked with beauty supplies.
13. The Asian man from the carryout across the street comes in and personally takes food orders.
14. Some crackhead is always coming into the shop every five minutes trying to sell some deodorant or batteries.
15. You have to divide your tips 'bout four different ways cuz one permed you, one shampooed you, one wrapped you and your stylist finished you up.
16. You get to the salon and your stylist isn't there, so you gotta page her. When she calls back, you gotta go pick her and her baby up.
17. Your ears are ringing because 'loud music' is playing on your Stylist's radio and she is singing along.
18. Somebody is making a chicken run and is taking orders from the Stylists AND the clients.
19. They got strawberry, orange AND grape in the coke machine, but no Coke.
20. Your stylist stops doing your hair to go outside and talk to her baby daddy.
21. Your stylist got 10 Polaroid pictures from the club stuck around the mirror.
22. Your stylist holds a 15-minute phone conversation with somebody while she styles your hair.
23. The tape man is there selling bootleg tapes for $5.
24. The owner of the shop and one of the stylists get into a cussing match in front of the customers cause she made an appointment after 5, knowing that she has to perform later on that night.
25. The stylists all talk about each other.
26. When they send Boo-Boo's baby girl to the 99 cent store to buy your $10 "deep conditioner."
27. When the stylists boyfriend comes in the shop with his boys and you are just hoping that they hurry up with your hair before there is a Drive-by.
28. When for a finishing touch your stylist insists on sprinkling a Little bit of glitter in your hair.
29. When your entire day is on hold because you have a hair appointment:
-Appointment is at 9 a.m.
-your stylist arrives at 10:30 a.m.
-she gets to you around 11:30 a.m.
-goes to lunch at 12 noon
-comes back around 2 p.m. and eats lunch while doing your hair
-sends Lil Ray Ray to the store for some conditioner at 3:30 p.m.
-puts you under the dryer at 4 p.m.
-takes you from under the dryer at 5 p.m.
-starts styling your hair at 6 p.m. and finishes up around 8 p.m.
Too damn true! 
Why is that my stylist and the others are guilty of almost all of these?!!! And you know all of them by name, and they families. I think me and two of my stylists daughters are damn near best friends! 
How do you know where I go to get my hair done? 
