What Are Your Top 5 Favorite Movie Lines?

[Sweet Meat aka CC]

I juss finished watchin' "The Color Purple" on the Turner Classic Movie station a lil' while ago and it's sad how I nearly quoted the WHOOOOOOOLE movie! So anyway, this got me to thinkin' what otha movies do I have favorite lines from so I thought it would be coo' for us to post our favorite ones here. Here are mine:

5) "Welcome to the neighborhood. Trash man comes on Tuesday. God loves you, God loves me...BYE!"--Ol' man from "Vampire In Brooklyn"

4) "Get your shit! Get your shit and GET OUT!"--Bernadine from "Waiting to Exhale"

3) "I'ma call you...but if you come by, I won't call you, okay? Don't eva, EVA, eva, eva, eva, eva, eva come by here, okay?"--Smokey from "Friday"

2) "You seen that muthaphucka Bobby? That muthaphucka owe me 35 muthaphuckin' dollas. I seent this muthaphucka last muthaphuckin' week and he ain't have my muthaphuckin' money. I called his house the otha muthaphuckin' day, but his momma answered the phone and gon' play like the muthaphucka wasn't in. I staaaarted to cuss her muthaphuckin' ass out, but I aint' won't no muthaphuckin' trouble. But I tell ya one muthaphuckin' thing...if I see this muthaphucka and he still ain't got my muthaphuckin' money, I'ma BUST his MUTHA-PHUCKIN' HEAD!"--Bernie Mac from "The Kings of Comedy"

1) "Im poor, ba-lack, I may even be ugly...but dear God, I'm here...I'M HERE!!!"--Celie from "The Color Purple"

[~One Of Three~]

"You shole is ugly!" Shug from The Color Purple

"...and don't bang the dillies!" Pootie Tang

"Nigga shut up and eat yo' big ass biscuit!" CB4

"SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!!" Coming to America

"...whip out everything you got and do it in the butt! By Leon Phelps" The Ladies Man


My favorite part of a movie...on Pootie Tang when he's in the studio recording his new song titled "...." and everyone is listening to it on the radio and there's no sound but they all are dancing to it.

[NinaSky]

HERE'S MINDED.HOPE THERE NOT TO WEIRD.LOL

1)"RINSE AND SPIT"-SOMETHING ABOUT THE WAY SISQO SAID IT MADE ME LAUGH.I DON'T CARE WHAT NOBODY SAY THAT WAS FUNNY.MEMBA WHEN CUBA GOES"RUPERT GET HER SOME WATER" AND HE COMES WITH RINSE AND SPIT.HA HA
2)"RIDE THIS MUTHA TO THE WHEELS FALL OFF"-FROM MARTIN LAWREANCE RUN TELL DAT.
3)"DAAAMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"-OF COURSE THATS FROM FRIDAY.LOL
4)"fvck THESE BALIMICK BITCHES"-THAT'S FROM THE QUEENS OF COMEDY.MONIQUE IS SOOO CRAZY.LOL
5)"WANT ME TO RAPE YOU AY"(A)-THATS FROM THIS HISPANIC MOVIE CALLED BLOOD IN BLOOD OUT.IT'S THE SAME MOVIE THAT SAYS "VATOS LOCOS FOR EVER HOMES".LOL.IT'S A MUST TO WATCH IF YOUR MEXICAN-AMERCIAN.IT'S HILARIOUS IF U HEAR IT.LOL.

YOU CAN TELL I LIKE COMEDY!!!!HEE-HEE

[Sweet Meat aka CC]

sexysmile said:

My favorite part of a movie...on Pootie Tang when he's in the studio recording his new song titled "...." and everyone is listening to it on the radio and there's no sound but they all are dancing to it.

I fell out on that part!!! SA-DA-TAY!

[~One Of Three~]

Kita is it bad that I bought that movie on DVD? That is a cult classic for me and my friends.

"I'm a pone tonie....that's a canapan, all the way down! Wa-da-tah!"

[Sweet Meat aka CC]

^^^ Of course it's not bad that you bought Pootie on DVD! Shooooo'...I had my lil' brotha tape it for me when it came on digital cable--lol! SEPOTOWN!