Post by Sweet Meat aka CC on Apr 28, 2004 11:59:06 GMT -5
Since I was bored this mornin' with no work to do, I made up a parody of Bobby' Brown's "Every Little Step (Remix)" (somethin' I haven't done in years). Anyway, like to hear it, here it go!:
VERSE 1:
I can’t sleep at night
I toss and turn
When I see my pipe empty
But when I get my stash
After spendin’ my cash
I’m so damned happy
And as a matta of fact
It soothes my mind
When I wrap my lips around the glass
And take in a deep breath
This ish is hot to death
And betta than a piece of…
BRIDGE:
No matta what Whitney tries to tell me
When it comes to smokin’ crack
Although it twists my mouth up
I tell her to shut up
Crack’s not wack! Crack’s not wack!
CHORUS:
Every little puff I take
I feel so lovely
But every little puff I take
Makes me more ugly
(Repeat)
VERSE 2:
(Repeat verse 1)
BRIDGE:
(Repeat)
CHORUS:
(Repeat)
BREAK:
Every little ::cough::
Every little puff I (every little puff)
Every little
Every little puff I take
Oh oh
Every little
Every little puff I (every little puff)
Crack is not wack, no no
RAP:
Now everybody sees that I’ve gone way down
I've gone from bein’ Bobby Brown to Bobby Clown
‘Cause I’m livin’ life hard as you all know
‘Cause Bobby Clown is good to good to good to go side show
Been on the pipe for a long long time
Guaranteed to say some stupid rhymes
Now I’m on the pipe and I don’t look or smell fresher
Everybody out there could care less
About me ‘cause I ain’t rockin’ steady
To most folks I look more scary than Freddy
See yall ain’t ready
For me to get paid
Yall say “A crackhead make a comeback? Yeah that’ll be the day!”
But I was Bobby Brown
That’s what yall called me
Ohhhhhhhh oh oh yes
I push an ol’ Pinto down the block
Tryna find a house that’ll carry some rocks
‘Drivin’ down the block ‘cause I’m rockin’ a lot
Roll up on a crackhouse that’s the main hot spot
And then I’mmmmmm drivin’ on my way back home
When I get there Whitney betta leave me alone
See I really don’t care I really don’t give a damn
She comes at me, in a wall she will slam
BRIDGE:
(Repeat)
CHORUS:
(Repeat)
VERSE 1:
I can’t sleep at night
I toss and turn
When I see my pipe empty
But when I get my stash
After spendin’ my cash
I’m so damned happy
And as a matta of fact
It soothes my mind
When I wrap my lips around the glass
And take in a deep breath
This ish is hot to death
And betta than a piece of…
BRIDGE:
No matta what Whitney tries to tell me
When it comes to smokin’ crack
Although it twists my mouth up
I tell her to shut up
Crack’s not wack! Crack’s not wack!
CHORUS:
Every little puff I take
I feel so lovely
But every little puff I take
Makes me more ugly
(Repeat)
VERSE 2:
(Repeat verse 1)
BRIDGE:
(Repeat)
CHORUS:
(Repeat)
BREAK:
Every little ::cough::
Every little puff I (every little puff)
Every little
Every little puff I take
Oh oh
Every little
Every little puff I (every little puff)
Crack is not wack, no no
RAP:
Now everybody sees that I’ve gone way down
I've gone from bein’ Bobby Brown to Bobby Clown
‘Cause I’m livin’ life hard as you all know
‘Cause Bobby Clown is good to good to good to go side show
Been on the pipe for a long long time
Guaranteed to say some stupid rhymes
Now I’m on the pipe and I don’t look or smell fresher
Everybody out there could care less
About me ‘cause I ain’t rockin’ steady
To most folks I look more scary than Freddy
See yall ain’t ready
For me to get paid
Yall say “A crackhead make a comeback? Yeah that’ll be the day!”
But I was Bobby Brown
That’s what yall called me
Ohhhhhhhh oh oh yes
I push an ol’ Pinto down the block
Tryna find a house that’ll carry some rocks
‘Drivin’ down the block ‘cause I’m rockin’ a lot
Roll up on a crackhouse that’s the main hot spot
And then I’mmmmmm drivin’ on my way back home
When I get there Whitney betta leave me alone
See I really don’t care I really don’t give a damn
She comes at me, in a wall she will slam
BRIDGE:
(Repeat)
CHORUS:
(Repeat)