Post by JUCIEE GUDNESS FROM DA HOOD on Aug 17, 2004 18:59:46 GMT -5
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOKAT AT WHAT SOMEONE WROTE ABOUT CHRIS STOKES AT THE TUG BOARD!!!!!!!! 
Phone rings... It's Omari: Hello?... Yo' I'm gettin
my nails done I'ma call you right back... Nah she just
gotta polish this one nail... I'ma call you back...
I'm at the nail shop, man wh-... Man ::laughs:: quit
playin wit me man... No, for real, don't play like
that... Are you- are you serious?... how you know?...
Put that on some gummibears... Damn ::laughs:: I ain't
know Chris was like that... let me call you back
::drives to the mall and sees Chris walkin out the
store holdin some dude's hand::
Everytime I was in L.A. Chris Stokes was with his
boyfriend
Everytime I called him he said "Shia, I'm workin"
(NO!)
He was out doin his dirt (OH!)
Couldn't picture Chris wearin a skirt (He)
was hand-in-hand at the Beverly Center wit a man in
the same damn outfit as me
A thong! That's wrong! Actin like I didn't see him
puttin it on
If ya ask me... being the nice fans that ya'll are
I bet you probably believed... Chris was a real maaan
A man that never would do the things I'm about to tell
you he's done
Brace ya self... it ain't STRAIGHT... but it would be
the worse if you heard this from somebody else (I
knoooooow)
(To Chris) I know you hate me... I know I caught
you... (To the readers) But there's more... listen
(Beat starts for Part 2...
Watch Chris!
Men are his obsessions
Just when I thought Chris really wasn't gay
I looked to my side and saw his ass switchin' away
Men are his obsessions
Man he froze, he didn't know what to do
I guess it's 'cause I know it's true that men are
his... (obsessions)
Since he won't tell it, then I gotta tell 'em all
Caught me by surprise when O gave me that phone call
Man he froze, he didn't know what to do
'Cause I know it's true that men are his obsessions
Now this gone be the hardest thing I think I ever had
to do
Got me talkin to myself, askin how I'm gone tell you
'Bout that dude on Part 1 I told ya'll Chris was
sleepin wit, sleepin wit
He gave him a ring, and yes he's keepin it
The first thing that came to mind was you (the fans)
Second thing was how do I know O ain't lyin and is it
true?
Third thing was me wishin that Chris never did what he
did
How I don't wanna see two niggz, before my eyes, in a
relationship
Men are his obsessions
Just when I thought Chris really wasn't gay
I looked to my side and saw his ass switchin' away
Men are his obsessions
Man he froze, he didn't know what to do
I guess it's 'cause I know it's true that men are
his... (obsessions)
Since he won't tell it, then I gotta tell 'em all
Caught me by surprise when O gave me that phone call
Man he froze, he didn't know what to do
'Cause I know it's true that men are his obsessions
Sittin here, stuck on stupid, tryna figure out
When, what and how Chris gon' put a dick up in his
mouth
See I know this ain't pleasing
But Chris need to stop switchin, being gay, be a MAN
and gone and stop this shit (stop this shit)
I'm ridin in my whip, racin to his place
Laughin to myself, preparing to see his boyfriend's
face
I opened up the door, and saw the both of them kissing
Chris said "One minute Shia... please hear me"
Men are his obsessions
Just when I thought Chris really wasn't gay
I looked to my side and saw his ass switchin' away
Men are his obsessions
Man he froze, he didn't know what to do
I guess it's 'cause I know it's true that men are
his... (obsessions)
Since he won't tell it, then I gotta tell 'em all
Caught me by surprise when O gave me that phone call
Man he froze, he didn't know what to do
'Cause I know it's true that men are his obsessions
And that, by far, is the hardest thing I think I've
ever had to do... to tell you, the fans that B2K
love... that Chris' lady is a man who's relationship
he tried to keep on the low... ::sighs:: I hope ya'll
can accept the fact that Chris ain't man enough to
tell ya'll this... and hopefully, you'll still look at
him as a man... this ain't about B2K's career... this
ain't about Chris' wife... it's between us... (Men are
his obsessions)... please...
Phone rings... It's Omari: Hello?... Yo' I'm gettin
my nails done I'ma call you right back... Nah she just
gotta polish this one nail... I'ma call you back...
I'm at the nail shop, man wh-... Man ::laughs:: quit
playin wit me man... No, for real, don't play like
that... Are you- are you serious?... how you know?...
Put that on some gummibears... Damn ::laughs:: I ain't
know Chris was like that... let me call you back
::drives to the mall and sees Chris walkin out the
store holdin some dude's hand::
Everytime I was in L.A. Chris Stokes was with his
boyfriend
Everytime I called him he said "Shia, I'm workin"
(NO!)
He was out doin his dirt (OH!)
Couldn't picture Chris wearin a skirt (He)
was hand-in-hand at the Beverly Center wit a man in
the same damn outfit as me
A thong! That's wrong! Actin like I didn't see him
puttin it on
If ya ask me... being the nice fans that ya'll are
I bet you probably believed... Chris was a real maaan
A man that never would do the things I'm about to tell
you he's done
Brace ya self... it ain't STRAIGHT... but it would be
the worse if you heard this from somebody else (I
knoooooow)
(To Chris) I know you hate me... I know I caught
you... (To the readers) But there's more... listen
(Beat starts for Part 2...
Watch Chris!
Men are his obsessions
Just when I thought Chris really wasn't gay
I looked to my side and saw his ass switchin' away
Men are his obsessions
Man he froze, he didn't know what to do
I guess it's 'cause I know it's true that men are
his... (obsessions)
Since he won't tell it, then I gotta tell 'em all
Caught me by surprise when O gave me that phone call
Man he froze, he didn't know what to do
'Cause I know it's true that men are his obsessions
Now this gone be the hardest thing I think I ever had
to do
Got me talkin to myself, askin how I'm gone tell you
'Bout that dude on Part 1 I told ya'll Chris was
sleepin wit, sleepin wit
He gave him a ring, and yes he's keepin it
The first thing that came to mind was you (the fans)
Second thing was how do I know O ain't lyin and is it
true?
Third thing was me wishin that Chris never did what he
did
How I don't wanna see two niggz, before my eyes, in a
relationship
Men are his obsessions
Just when I thought Chris really wasn't gay
I looked to my side and saw his ass switchin' away
Men are his obsessions
Man he froze, he didn't know what to do
I guess it's 'cause I know it's true that men are
his... (obsessions)
Since he won't tell it, then I gotta tell 'em all
Caught me by surprise when O gave me that phone call
Man he froze, he didn't know what to do
'Cause I know it's true that men are his obsessions
Sittin here, stuck on stupid, tryna figure out
When, what and how Chris gon' put a dick up in his
mouth
See I know this ain't pleasing
But Chris need to stop switchin, being gay, be a MAN
and gone and stop this shit (stop this shit)
I'm ridin in my whip, racin to his place
Laughin to myself, preparing to see his boyfriend's
face
I opened up the door, and saw the both of them kissing
Chris said "One minute Shia... please hear me"
Men are his obsessions
Just when I thought Chris really wasn't gay
I looked to my side and saw his ass switchin' away
Men are his obsessions
Man he froze, he didn't know what to do
I guess it's 'cause I know it's true that men are
his... (obsessions)
Since he won't tell it, then I gotta tell 'em all
Caught me by surprise when O gave me that phone call
Man he froze, he didn't know what to do
'Cause I know it's true that men are his obsessions
And that, by far, is the hardest thing I think I've
ever had to do... to tell you, the fans that B2K
love... that Chris' lady is a man who's relationship
he tried to keep on the low... ::sighs:: I hope ya'll
can accept the fact that Chris ain't man enough to
tell ya'll this... and hopefully, you'll still look at
him as a man... this ain't about B2K's career... this
ain't about Chris' wife... it's between us... (Men are
his obsessions)... please...
DANG THAT WAS HILARIOUS! WHO EVA WROTE THAT SURE KNOWS HOW TO CRACK YOU UP.LOL