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Post by AngelicVoices19 on Jul 15, 2004 4:48:06 GMT -5
1. ITS ENJOYABLE HARD OR SOFT
2. IT MAKES A MESS TOO, BUT IT TASTE BETTER
3. IT DOESNT MIND IF YOU TAKE YOUR ANGER OUT ON IT.
4. YOU ALWAYS WANT TO SWALLOW
5. IT WONT COMPLAIN IF YOU SHARE IT WITH FRIENDS
6. ITS "QUICK AND CONVENIENT"
7. YOU CAN ENJOY IT MORE THEN ONCE.
8. IT COMES ALREADY PROTECTIVELY WRAPPED.
9. YOU CAN MAKE IT AS LARGE AS YOU WANT.
10. IF YOU DONT FINISH IT, YOU CAN SAVE IT FOR LATER.
11. ITS EASIER TO GET THE KIND YOU WANT.
12. YOU CAN COMPARISON SHOP.
13. ITS EASIER TO FIND A GROCERY STORE.
14. YOU CAN PUT IT AWAY WHEN YOU HAD ENUFF.
15. YOU KNOW YOURS HAS NEVER BEEN EATEN BEFORE.
16. IT WONT COMPLAIN IF YOU CHEW ON IT.
17. IT COMES CHOCOLATE FLAVORED
18. YOU ALWAYS KNOW WHEN TO GET RID OF IT.
19. YOU CAN RETURN IT--SATISFACTION GUARANTEED.
20. ITS ALWAYS READY TO GO
21. YOU WONT GET ARRESTED IF YOU EAT IT IN PUBLIC
22. YOU DONT HAVE TO CHANGE THE SHEETS IF YOU EAT IT IN BED.
23. IT WONT WAKE YOU BECAUSE ITS HARD.
24. YOU DONT HAVE TO FIND AN EXCUSE NOT TO EAT IT.
25. YOU CAN TELL YOUR FRIENDS HOW MUCH YOU'VE EATEN WITH OUT SOUNDING LIKE YOUR BRAGGING.
26. IT WONT TAKE UP ROOM IN YOUR BED
27. ITS EASY TO PICK UP
28. YOU NEVER HAVE UNWANTED COOKIE DOUGH CHASING YOU AROUND.
29. YOU KNOW WHAT THE EXTRA WEIGHT IS FROM.
30. IT WONT GET JEALOUS IF YOU PICK UP ANOTHER ONE.
31. IT NEVER HAS AN INSECURITY PROBLEM WITH ITS SIZE.
32. ITS VERY PLIABLE
33. IT WONT GET MAD IF YOU BITE.
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Post by *~*Lady K*~*~ on Jul 15, 2004 11:28:21 GMT -5
smh
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Post by Sweet Meat aka CC on Jul 15, 2004 12:01:32 GMT -5
Hehehehehehehehehehe!
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