Post by AngelicVoices19 on Jun 7, 2004 5:50:28 GMT -5
1. One of the songs is "Po' Out A Lil' Liquor".
2. The mother or aunt of the deceased tries to climb in the casket.
3. At the repast they have complimentary bottles of O.E.
4. Someone yells, "Lawd Jesus take me not him/her!!!"
5. The family arrives in matching outfits.
6. The funeral is catered by Harold's Chicken.
7. The preacher has a pager and answers a page in the middle of the eulogy.
8. The corpse has on a Kangol hat.
9. The funeral has a D.J.
10. If it is a gang member, one of his boys walks by and puts a bullet in his jacket.
11. The chapel soloist sings, "I Wonder If Heaven Got A Ghetto".
12. The soloist is selling her demo CD in the back of the church.
13. The casket was airbrushed with the name and face of the deceased.
14. Someone is selling bootlegged Tommy Hilfiger T-Shirts.
15. The preacher has fingerwaves with glitter in them .
16. At a gang member's funeral, the mortician poses with the corpse with his gang sign.
17. A fight breaks out between the mother and the baby's mother.
18. The corpse is decked out head to toe in FUBU.
19. The hearse has a gansta lean and bumps Master P in the funeral procession.
20. Instead of throwing roses into the grave site they "po out a lil liquor".
21. Somebody's smoking weed at the funeral.
22. Thuglife is engraved on the headstone.
23. Do or Die raps at the funeral.
24. There's a drive-by at the funeral.
25. There are flyers instead of obituaries.
26. The mother spent the insurance money to pay her car note.
27. Someone swears they saw 2Pac at the funeral.
29. There's a basketball game at the repast.
30. There are convicts on 3 hours leave from the D.O.C. to see their boy.
2. The mother or aunt of the deceased tries to climb in the casket.
3. At the repast they have complimentary bottles of O.E.
4. Someone yells, "Lawd Jesus take me not him/her!!!"
5. The family arrives in matching outfits.
6. The funeral is catered by Harold's Chicken.
7. The preacher has a pager and answers a page in the middle of the eulogy.
8. The corpse has on a Kangol hat.
9. The funeral has a D.J.
10. If it is a gang member, one of his boys walks by and puts a bullet in his jacket.
11. The chapel soloist sings, "I Wonder If Heaven Got A Ghetto".
12. The soloist is selling her demo CD in the back of the church.
13. The casket was airbrushed with the name and face of the deceased.
14. Someone is selling bootlegged Tommy Hilfiger T-Shirts.
15. The preacher has fingerwaves with glitter in them .
16. At a gang member's funeral, the mortician poses with the corpse with his gang sign.
17. A fight breaks out between the mother and the baby's mother.
18. The corpse is decked out head to toe in FUBU.
19. The hearse has a gansta lean and bumps Master P in the funeral procession.
20. Instead of throwing roses into the grave site they "po out a lil liquor".
21. Somebody's smoking weed at the funeral.
22. Thuglife is engraved on the headstone.
23. Do or Die raps at the funeral.
24. There's a drive-by at the funeral.
25. There are flyers instead of obituaries.
26. The mother spent the insurance money to pay her car note.
27. Someone swears they saw 2Pac at the funeral.
29. There's a basketball game at the repast.
30. There are convicts on 3 hours leave from the D.O.C. to see their boy.
! NOW THAT IS GHETTO!J/K LOL 
